The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

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Have drawn exactly three New Year's Resolutions. Will scan and upload them once I've got a batch of five or more (which I should have by tomorrow).

Until then, have some funny.
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jenni_the_odd: I made my economics professor laugh the other day:
"So... business strategy is pretty much equal parts 'earn profit' and 'crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of their women'?"
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neonid: Shafer and I are...teamates.
jenni_the_odd: Oh lord.
jenni_the_odd: I'm just imagining the two of you roaming the streets, angrily shouting about philosophy and laughing about things that ought not to be.
jenni_the_odd: And in my head you are drinking, though Shafer does not drink.
jenni_the_odd: Sort of like the marriage agreement scene in Fiddler on the Roof, only laughing about Socrates instead of weddings.
jenni_the_odd: I don't mind telling you, I find the whole thing adorable.
jenni_the_odd: A little worrying, but adorable.
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scorpio9574: Jenni, my love!
jenni_the_odd: Half of that statement is not at all true!
scorpio9574: Which half?
jenni_the_odd: I dunno.
scorpio9574: wait, it has three words. So...
jenni_the_odd: So either the "m" or the "y" is a FILTHY LIAR.
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