If you've ever heard the Bowling for Soup song "Ohio (Come Back to Texas)" - Lyrics are here, you know that the basic premise is that this guy's girlfriend ran off to Ohio and he wants her to come back. And part of the song is listing the parts of Texas that want her to come back as well.
Troy Aikmen wants you back
Willie Nelson wants you back
NASA wants you back
And the Bush twins want you back
And Pantera wants you back
And Blue Bell wants you back
neonid: MY TACO WANTS YOU BACK
neonid: THE ALAMO WANTS YOU BACK
neonid: ENRON WANTS YOU BACK
jenni_the_odd: ALPINE JUST WANTS SOMEONE TO REALIZE IT'S THERE. HELLO? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?
neonid: THE BRANCH DAVIDIANS WANT YOU BACK
jenni_the_odd: BAR-B-QUE INVOLVING BEEF, THE WAY GOD INTENDED (RATHER THAN PORK) WANTS YOU BACK
neonid: GARY BUSEY WANTS YOU BACK
jenni_the_odd: THOUSANDS OF SHATTERED ARMADILLO CARCASSES WANT YOU BACK
neonid: TIM DUNCAN WANTS YOU BACK
neonid: MY PICKUP WANTS YOU BACK
jenni_the_odd: CHEAPER GAS PRICES WANT YOU BACK
So, who or what wants YOU to come back to Texas?