The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

Whereas for most women it is the milkshake, it is actually my soup...

that brings all the boys to the yard. Well, that and my shepherd's pie.

... I'm really not sure I want to know what those could be euphemisms for.

And now, since I haven't done it in a while, Quotes That Amuse Me:

jenni_the_odd: Food Network Awards? Weird.
jenndolari: I hope it's a little trophy with a lobster on the end.
jenni_the_odd: Or made of steak.
jenndolari: The Golden Fork!
jenni_the_odd: Hee!
jenni_the_odd: It's a string of garlic.
jenni_the_odd: Both to signify victory, and ward off vampires from the Sci-fi network awards next door!

ramaxela: the dangers of Montreal are the cold and the French
jenni_the_odd: HEE.
jenndolari: LE omlette do fromage est froid!
jenni_the_odd: The cheese omelet is.... whatnow?
jenndolari:  cold.
jenni_the_odd: Tragedie!

ramaxela: apparently tonight's grey's anatomy is really crazy
ramaxela: stupid having to go to school.
jenni_the_odd: I've never seen that show.
jenni_the_odd: It seems potentially way too drama-drenched for me.
ramaxela: oh, it is.
ramaxela: sometimes it's well-done, but now all the fun comes from inserting 'douche' into the names of the characters.
jenni_the_odd: Signs a Show has Jumped the Shark, #2,610.

jenni_the_odd: Emma and I are brilliant.
jenni_the_odd: We have invented the panana.
Catherine:  And what is a panana? Something and a banana?
jenni_the_odd: A panini sandwich, made with sweet cinnamon bread, bananas, caramel, then drizzled with chocolate syrup and dusted with powdered sugar.
Catherine:  Sounds like Giada is proud. Good job.
jenni_the_odd: We have not actually made it, but the concept now exists.
Catherine:  :-) Well go make it?
jenni_the_odd: Perhaps one day we will open a restaurant where everything is made by squishing it onto a grill.
jenni_the_odd: It will be called "Pressing Matters".
jenni_the_odd: Another dessert, crepes filled with apples that have been cooked with cinnamon and sugar (and maybe a hint of ginger to make it special). Grilled on a panini press.
jenni_the_odd: On the menu, it will be listed as "I like to eat, eat eat, apples and paninis"

gabebravo: damn, you're on a typo roll today
Jonathan: I know.
Jonathan: It's fucked up.
Jonathan: Normally I'm extra-articulate.
gabebravo: Normally I'm a space viking
Jonathan: That is an outright lie.
gabebravo: :-(
Jonathan: You are a space vandal, and a deep-space vandal at that.
Jonathan: So remember that next time you're pillaging space England when you should be sacking space Rome.
gabebravo: :-(

I was wondering. If you saw a hipster mime, would you say that he was scene and not heard?
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