... I'm really not sure I want to know what those could be euphemisms for.
And now, since I haven't done it in a while, Quotes That Amuse Me:
jenni_the_odd: Food Network Awards? Weird.
jenndolari: I hope it's a little trophy with a lobster on the end.
jenni_the_odd: Or made of steak.
jenndolari: The Golden Fork!
jenni_the_odd: It's a string of garlic.
jenni_the_odd: Both to signify victory, and ward off vampires from the Sci-fi network awards next door!
ramaxela: the dangers of Montreal are the cold and the French
jenndolari: LE omlette do fromage est froid!
jenni_the_odd: The cheese omelet is.... whatnow?
ramaxela: apparently tonight's grey's anatomy is really crazy
ramaxela: stupid having to go to school.
jenni_the_odd: I've never seen that show.
jenni_the_odd: It seems potentially way too drama-drenched for me.
ramaxela: oh, it is.
ramaxela: sometimes it's well-done, but now all the fun comes from inserting 'douche' into the names of the characters.
jenni_the_odd: Signs a Show has Jumped the Shark, #2,610.
jenni_the_odd: Emma and I are brilliant.
jenni_the_odd: We have invented the panana.
Catherine: And what is a panana? Something and a banana?
jenni_the_odd: A panini sandwich, made with sweet cinnamon bread, bananas, caramel, then drizzled with chocolate syrup and dusted with powdered sugar.
Catherine: Sounds like Giada is proud. Good job.
jenni_the_odd: We have not actually made it, but the concept now exists.
Catherine: :-) Well go make it?
jenni_the_odd: Perhaps one day we will open a restaurant where everything is made by squishing it onto a grill.
jenni_the_odd: It will be called "Pressing Matters".
jenni_the_odd: Another dessert, crepes filled with apples that have been cooked with cinnamon and sugar (and maybe a hint of ginger to make it special). Grilled on a panini press.
jenni_the_odd: On the menu, it will be listed as "I like to eat, eat eat, apples and paninis"
gabebravo: damn, you're on a typo roll today
Jonathan: I know.
Jonathan: It's fucked up.
Jonathan: Normally I'm extra-articulate.
gabebravo: Normally I'm a space viking
Jonathan: That is an outright lie.
Jonathan: You are a space vandal, and a deep-space vandal at that.
Jonathan: So remember that next time you're pillaging space England when you should be sacking space Rome.
I was wondering. If you saw a hipster mime, would you say that he was scene and not heard?