The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

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This is why I lessthanthree him.

jenni_the_odd: Quick, give me a career vision for three years after I finish grad school.
jenni_the_odd: I'm thinking "Llama wrangler" or "CEO of Paraguay"
neonid: Madam of the biggest brothel ever, located on a floating island off the coast of Jamaica.  Your aquatic fortress is equipped with the latest in dildonics, sex technology, and energy-based weaponry due to you special contacts in the government, who all receive special and non-judgmental services involving hermaphrodite midgets and mayonnaise.  You have become wealthy beyond imagination, but are steadily squandering it away on eliminating Harry Potter slash writers with the brutal methods of the Eastern European police squads.
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