I couldn't come up with mine. No one else could think of one for me, either. I mean, here on LJ I've been the Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet Sweet Pain forever (or since 200..2? 2001? I forget. Close enough). I don't know how well it fits anymore, but I've not been able to come up with a better title. Michael, bless him, tried, but instead wound up creating a new ice cream flavor (there were tiny chocolate bats involved. This is why I love Michael).