That said, WANT LIKE BREATHING. Srsly.
This is a picture of my mother when she was my age. Why did I not get any of the pretty genes? I suspect Emma stole them all. That child is like a darker-tinted CLONE of my mother. It is almost eerie. We are going to have to start beating back potential suitors with sticks in very short order.
I hereby award the title of "Greatest Thing Ever" to this eBay posting. I am willing to start a business offering this and other similar services to the general public for a lesser fee. This is how I am going to use my MBA, people. To drive others insane.
I can has a siblings tonight.
*I know, I am so late to the party that most people have gone home and the rest are too drunk to talk. Such is my experience in all fandoms**.
**Okay, I do not really participate in fandoms. For if I did, the following things that my brain comes up with would destroy me utterly:
I've noticed Rose and the other tag-along humans that the Doctor picks up being referred to as "Companions". I don't know if this is a canon or fanon term, or just random. But I was also thinking about Firefly, and how the term "Companion" means something quite different. And what a crossover fic would be like and OH GOD NO I DO NOT WRITE FANFICTION SOMEONE MAKE MY BRAIN STOP.
***I occasionally keep the channel on for background noise, because British accents make me happy. My Irish Film & Lit class taught me that Irish accents also make me happy, even though I often cannot understand them****.♥
****Canadian accents just make me laugh at ramaxela. Aboot! Hahaha! Aboot!
*****I swear, as soon as Emma grows another two or three inches I'm just going to start calling our middle sister "the short one" for the rest of our lives. That should neatly accommodate any future name changes. She's not even short, really... she's about 5'6", which I believe is a fairly normal height for a woman. The rest of us are just tall like freaks. :D