The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

Raaaar.

I stole this meme from jenndolari, who altered the rules when she stole it from someone else.

1. Where is your cell phone?
Somewhere in my car.
Shiny, pink, and quite useless:
battery is dead.

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
I used to have one,
but he changed his mind, and so
I will die alone.

3. Your hair?
Impossible frizz.
Long enough to sit upon.
The color of shit.

4. Where is your father?
Asleep in his chair,
a strange, brilliant little man
snores with an accent.

5. Cheesecake?
become_a_robot
makes very tasty cheesecakes.
She must teach me how.

6. Your favorite thing to do?
I used to draw, some,
and I used to write stuff, too.
Now I don't do much.

7. Your dream last night?
I don't seem to dream.
But sometimes, I will wake up
with tears on my face.*

8. Your favorite drink?
One gallon a day.
No calories, fat, or carbs.
Water is perfect.

9. Your dream car?
I feel so guilty -
it gets such crappy mileage,
my Tahoe of Doom.

10. The room you're in?
With the TV off,
the soft hum of computers
fills the empty room.

11. George Bush?
Oh god, don't even.
I cannot handle all this
political talk.

12. Your fears?
That when people said
"College: Best time of your life!"
they were speaking truth.

13. Nipple rings?
Mine already hurt
quite often WITHOUT shoving
metal bits through them.

14. Who did you hang out with last night?
Gabe's friends came over,
played video games, and drank.
I sat in my room.

15. What you're not good at?
I am terrible
at dealing with human beings.
I don't go out much.

16. Your best friends?
I've known them so long -
they are more like family.
Don't see them often.

17. One of your wish list items?
I can't think of things
that I really, truly want.
I have what I need.

18. Where did you grow up?
When you step outside
You feel the need to shower.
Welcome to Houston!

19. The last thing you did?
Just drank a liter
of water -- my fourth today!
Oh god, gotta pee.

20. What are you wearing?
If from my closet,
it is old, black, and shapeless.
Mom hates my clothing.

21. Tattoo on the lower back?
I never much cared
for markings of that nature.
I'll do it myself.

22. Ketchup?
I know this is not
a popular opinion...
It's "catsup", dammit.

23. Your computer?
Big, not so shiny,
served me well lo, these five years.
Needs more memory.

24. Your life?
Filled with the wacky,
but I have never quite felt
that I deserve it.

25. Your mood?
Tonight, I am not
a cheerful ray of sunshine.
Ask me tomorrow.

26. Missing?
I miss creating.
It's been months. And worst of all,
I still miss him, too.

27. What are you thinking about right now?
I shouldn't do these.
They just make me think about
things that make me sad.

28. Your car?
Big, clunky, white tank.
Rubber trout on the dashboard.
Due for an oil change...

29. Your work?
I have a degree
but no one wants to hire me.
I'm not good enough.

30. Your summer?
Seeking employment.
Too fat to wear a swimsuit,
so I'll stay indoors.

31. Your relationship status?
Still not over him.
Kind of pathetic, really.
Wait a few more years.

32. Your favorite color(s):
Chartreuse is so fun
to say and spell, but somehow
it looks horrific.

33. Last time you laughed?
Probably some site
the internet provided.
It is full of wrong.

34. Last time you cried?
I remember when
I'd not cried for many years.
Now it's every day.*

35. High school?
Took me years to see
that I didn't hate high school.
Just hated myself.

36. This quiz?
Needed some content.
My journal felt neglected.
This takes up some space.

*Oh sweet angry raptor Jesus, could I BE any more emo.
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