The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

In which I shout "AUGH" and "NO" at my computer a lot.


  • "I'm going to let this music speak for itself" And it will say "I am terrible!"
  • A Facebook campaign of five members. Hee.
  • Really? There's this positive a reaction to Spears? I must be old. Though I'm not sure kids my sister's age (who would be a year or two younger than the Glee kids are supposed to be) would be so thrilled about Britney. Maybe it's just that my sister and her friends are weird.
  • Wow, Brittany's never strung that many words together. I'm... kind of impressed that she could.
  • "Leave Brittany alone." I love you, Santana.
  • Those are totally the same pamphlets from Season 1. Get on that, prop department.
  • Oh, hey, Emma's back.
  • "I love that look of instant panic every time I try to change your routine!" Hee. I love you, Uncle Jesse*.
  • Is it just me, or does Jesse seem awfully flirty with Will? Also a lot of touching going on.
  • Will hates him SOMUCH and I love it.
  • What is with Black Football Player and his insistance that Finn is bisexual? He said that a couple times last season, too.
  • "You can totally drill me whenever--" Atta girl, Santana.
  • "This guy's pretty easy on the eyes, too." *TOUCHY TOUCHY* Those of you playing the Glee Slash dirnking game may now do a shot.
  • "This room looks like the one on that spaceship where I got probed." ... What? I.... what? I love Brittany.
  • OH GOD THE TEETH AUGH OH GOD EW THERE ARE HOLES
  • "Like roofies?" "Yeah, totally." What? What? I am... really disturbed by that line.
  • And here we have the first instance of me feeling really, really uncomfortable because goddamn Heather Morris is hot as hell but she is supposed to be a 16-17 year-old girl on this show and I feel so guilty. Imdb.com has reassured me that she is, in fact, 23, and so my guilt is assuaged. Slightly.
  • That said, if Heather Morris and Harry Shum Jr. mated, the resulting offspring would be comprised entirely of abs. Sexy abs.
  • "Are you a cat?" Hee.
  • Rachel, you need to be eating that banana bread, not giving it to Finn. THIRTY CHEESEBURGERS.
  • Rachel has totally planned what song she'll sing for any potential scenario she encounters.
  • "I want to be the only thing that makes you feel good!" Yeah, that's healthy. Creepy Rachel is Creepy.
  • I was never much of a fan of this video. I think it's the random Room 'o Leaves and the swing.
  • Can we have Santana singing some more? Maybe give Rachel laryngitis again?
  • Also, given that Brittany's lines have always been delivered in monotone, it's still kind of surprising that she's able to sing.
  • I really love the Puck and Finn cameos in this dream sequence (especially Finn's O____O expression).They were the only Glee Clubbers I noticed, though I'm sure there's more scattered throughout.
  • They gave the Britney Spears the fewest possible lines. Just in case.
  • "Now that I'm thinking about it, I'm not really sure how our fantasies combine..." Well played, writers. Nothing like pointing out the awkward holes in the writing.
  • "It's Brittany... Bitch." I love you, Brit-brit.
  • Wow, Kurt.Somebody ate his Bitch Flakes for breakfast this morning. <3
  • Will, it's not nice or smart to taunt the man who regularly invades your mouth with pointy metal things.
  • "There's not an impulsive bone between the two of you." BUT THERE WILL BE, AMIRITE WILL/UNCLE JESSE/EMMA SHIPPERS?
  • "I look forward to the day the paparazzi provokes me and I attack them." Given Jacob's behavior last episode, I am guessing this will happen in less than a week.
  • And once more, I am seriously disturbed by the overt sexualization of deliberately childlike images. This actually bugged me a bit when Britney Spears first exploded onto the music scene--she sort of ushered in a new era of bubblegum pop that was more overtly sexual, and sexual in a fashion designed to target a much older demographic. Contrast this with, say, Justin Beiber, who is like candy to tweens but repulsive to most women over 18**. Also, not a fan of how Rachel's voice meshes with this song.
  • "Is this real life?" HAH.
  • True, this is marginally better than Sad Clown Hooker.
  • Based on the expression he's making in the background of this scene, Jacob's testicles just dropped. "I'll kill my parents and I'll give you my house."
  • "Wanky wanky"? WTF.
  • Will, THIS IS NO ONE'S JAM. THIS IS NOT A JAM. IT WILL NEVER BE A JAM. STOP THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, I MEAN IT, I WILL--
  • OHGOD TERRI IS STILL ALIVE AND SHE IS GOING TO MURDER WILL. I am... okay with this.
  • "You're gonna get over that Little Miss Crazypants" ... And return to Mrs. Crazypants?
  • "Bouncy bouncy bouncy!" What? Artie, shut up.
  • HORROR. HORROR. D:
  • Wait, why was he naked? And what was he watching/listening to? An interview he did with her?
  • So many lawsuits just happened. So many.
  • OH GOD THE BUTT-SWEAT STAIN. D:
  • You know, when Sue Sylvester calls you out on inappropriateness, and she's right? That is a new low.
  • Britney, my sister would wholeheartedly agree with your ranch/pizza stance.
  • I like Artie's pumped-up football wheelchair.
  • I actually like this cover of "Stronger" as much or better than the original.
  • Artie's not using a whole lot of weight in that lifting... didn't he mention some crazy superhuman arm strength in a previous episode when he tried to walk? Eh.
  • I do like Coach Beiste. And I like that she didn't let her distaste for Will destroy any chance she could have given Finn and Artie.
  • They can't show Puck's Britney Spears fantasy, because it is just straight-up porn. We all know this.
  • "And, more than that, I am going to perform with you!" Oh god no. No, Will. No.
  • I SAID NO. GOOD DAY, SIR.
  • Rachel is the only person to ever think a boy's locker room would be any kind of sexy. Of course it smells like feet. Has Rachel ever met a teenage boy? They are disgusting creatures.
  • She's not really back to her old clothes; that dress is more revealing than her usual garb.
  • I forget how giant Finn is. And how tiny Rachel is (TINIER NOW THAT SHE NEEDS THIRTY CHEESEBURGERS), though her collarbones look ever-so-slightly less jutting in this episode.
  • William Schuester, you take that hat OFF and walk AWAY.
  • "You look like a cast member of 'Kids Incorporated.'" HAH.
  • "Students who ate the ravioli today and are not up-to-date on their tetanus shots should see the nurse immediately." D:
  • Try not to sound so excited, Figgins.
  • Shut up, Jacob.
  • SHUT UP, WILL. NO. NO NO NO SO CREEPY.
  • Will, I can accept your Glee club performing songs that would be considered inappropriate for high schoolers. Fine, whatever. But you singing with them takes it to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF DO NOT WANT.
  • And now the entire school knows what it sounds like when Jacob has an orgasm. And I, for one, will never feel clean again.
  • SEX RIOT. Someone on the writing staff likes that phrase; it was used in season one. Mercedes didn't want to instigate a sex riot by showing too much skin in a Cheerios uniform.
  • Wait, we're seriously supposed to believe that rather than being phenominally icky, the sight of a teacher dancing suggestively with students incites the student body to start feeling up, well, student bodies? Glee, you are testing my Suspension of Disbelief. Severely.
  • I really want to read a history book written by Sue.
  • "You wear more vests than the cast of 'Blossom'." IT'S TRUUUUE.
  • It's a good thing Finn is too dumb to recognize a setup this obvious.
  • Creepy Rachel still bothers me. As irritating as she was while trying to get together with Finn, she's a million times crazier when she's actually dating him.
  • There was not enough Mercedes in this episode. And Kurt didn't get any sort of solo, when he was campaigning for Britney the whole episode. Unfair, writers.
  • "I've never been this happy before" that's odd, because you have NEVER SEEMED THIS CRAZY BEFORE.
  • "I was strangling you in my hands like a little bird." Yeah, not helping the 'crazy' image.
  • "Finn can fly?" "... Really?" <3 Kurt.
  • I kind of really hope Brittany does do that Ke$ha number. Randomly, and without warning. And that it ends with everyone giving her the WTF-face. You rock on, Brit-brit.
  • I am not liking Rachel's songs this time around. I do love this song, but I'm not a big fan of Rachel singing it. Her singing/laughing/crying-all-at-once face is not making her seem less insane, either.
  • I am not sure I dig the fantasy/dream-sequence cop-out method of getting the songs in. I mean, presumably they can't do that forever (how many times is Uncle Jesse going to gas these kids before someone develops a serious problem?), but it made for a weirdly unbalanced show. Like I said, needs moar Kurt/Mercedes. And wait, isn't Mercede's dad a dentist? I guess that's why her teeth were good enough that she didn't feel the need to show up at Uncle Jesse's House of Nitrous.

    *I don't care that his name is Carl, he will always be Uncle Jesse. ALWAYS.
    **BECAUSE HE IS A FETUS WITH A RECORDING CONTRACT.

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