The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

Dear Santa,

Jesus, Allah, Buddha, or whoever else may or may not be in charge,

I have but one request this Christmas. Only one. It will cost you nothing, and take only a moment, and not only will it make me happy, but it will enrich the lives of countless others.

I want Fred Phelps to be struck by lightning while protesting.

Note, in case you happen to have rules like the Genie from Aladdin, I did not say 'killed' by lightning. I just want him zapped in what is an unmistakable smiting from the Almighty.

I think it might be the only thing that could possibly get the point across properly.

Thank you,

Jenni Bravo.

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