The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
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Actual Titles of Poems in my Thesis

(Or, I Can't Believe They're Giving Me A Degree For This)

  • Opening Prayer of the Agnostic Hymnal*
  • In case of Rapture, I will be taking your stuff
  • ... Like I like my coffee
  • Did you bring your bat?
  • There is no reason for iceberg lettuce to exist
  • "This concept of 'Wuv' confuses and infuriates us"
  • Serious Contemplations While Wearing an Octopus
  • September 23rd and other poor decisions I have made
  • If Nature were kind we would be brightly colored, like poisonous Amazonian frogs

    There will (hopefully) be more to come, as I still need a good 20-25 pages of thesis and my only joy in life these days is titling my poems ridiculous things. Did I mention I need to have those 20-odd pages done within a week or so? Yeah. Mercy killings nao, plz.

    I am reluctant to post the actual poems online, as I am supposed to be attempting to send them into this terrifying "out" and get them published elsewheres, and most elsewheres do not approve so much of printing things already made widely available for free on the interwebs. Boo.

    *The thesis itself is titled "The Agnostic Hymnal." I am mostly able to get away with this at my Catholic university because my professors love me.

    This entry was originally posted at http://jenni-the-odd.dreamwidth.org/6551.html. You can comment here or there; it matters only that you comment PLEASE I NEED THE ATTENTION OH GOD PLEASE LOVE ME *SOB*.
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