The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain

Glee time

I am looking forward to this episode for purely selfish, filthy-minded reasons; the Glee girls are very pretty and thus the episode title pleases me: "I Kissed a Girl."

  • Riiiight, zero-tolerance bullying policy. Like the one used to protect the glee club kids when they're getting shoved into lockers left and right by other students and TEACHERS *cough*SUE*cough*. Sure. Though to be fair, McKinley only has what, four or five relatively competent adults working there? So they're never in the halls and never witness this sort of stuff.
  • "I call her Snix." ... Okaythen.
  • The adults in the room are seriously trying to figure out if Santana has multiple personalities and they've just never noticed because all of them are bitchy, or if she's resorted to the default of all people in the Glee universe and started making shit up.
  • Huh. Finn, what are you doing?
  • Finn is basically giving Santana the same speech Brittany gave her at prom.
  • And now Finn, who was brought into glee club via blackmail, has turned the tables and is blackmailing others. Schue should be so proud.
  • "I haven't been this worried about a vote since Lambert vs. Allen." Hah!
  • "Buying votes is illegal!" "But it's also delicious!" Oh, Figgy. I can't stay mad at you. <3
  • "They're all so lost in their own worlds that they can't see how important this is to me!" Teenager-hood, in a nutshell.
  • "What if I need an emergency makeover, or a last-minute souffle?"
  • "You're gonna shoot Brittany?!" HAHAHAHA.
  • "I have Kennedy's impeccable hairline." "I know." Hee.
  • Kurt, no! Stay good, Kurt!
  • "Everybody in this room knows about you and Brittany." Speaking of which, we haven't heard anything from Brittany on this whole deal. Not even her speaking to Santana, which strikes me as... odd.
  • "Kurt and I have a song we like to sing to each other in the car..." PFFFFHAHAHA.
  • Puck looks so lost and confused, hahaha.
  • Kurt, did you go at your sweater with a hedgeclipper? What happened to the other half of it?
  • Awww, this song. I love P!nk, I love this song, and I love Chris Colfer and Darren Criss.
  • There's Kurt's shoulder-shimmy. Every time. Every time.
  • I have long held that Santana needs this song sung to her, though I'd hoped it would be sung by Brittany.
  • "With all the horrible crap I've been through in my life... Now I get to add that." Show, again, you have to make Santana at least a little likeable.
  • "Why would someone assume I'm a Friend of Ellen just because I'm mannish and highly aggressive and I have short hair and I only wear track suits and I coach a girls' sport and I married myself?" Hee.
  • "Matt Lauer? Too much crying." BRING BACK BRYAN RYAN. BRYAN RYAN!
  • "It's like a barnyard in a bite!" Oh, my.
  • Awww, I love Beiste and her boyfriend. <3
  • Could do without the weird warped grunting as she lifts weights.
  • I do love this song quite a lot, and while he's no Melissa Etheridge, Mark Salling doesn't do a bad job of it.
  • Puck you are terrible at being subtle. Terrible.
  • Wait, Kurt and Blaine are wearing the same things they were wearing at the beginning of the episode, but not what they were wearing during their last song. Continuity error, or do the characters do wardrobe changes? Because I might actually believe that, at least of Kurt.
  • "I know, it's just part of a phase, but I'm happy to oblige." Oh, Puck. So stupid. Though given that he's apparently had quite a lot of sex with Santana, it's understandable that he'd be a little confused about this whole "lesbian" thing.
  • Jesus Booze Cruise! Where there is no water, only wine.
  • "I'd rather raw-dog a beehive" Goddamn, Puckerman. Harsh.
  • Poor Quinn. She is all kinds of messed up and nothing that is happening is helping. :/
  • Oh, Finn. Your determination is a bit odd, but sweet and kind of admirable.
  • While I do like the idea of making this song slower and sadder, I think it's straining Cory Monteith's vocal range a bit. Not his best showing.
  • It worked, though. Awwwww.
  • HAHAHA, Sugar clinging to Mercedes and Mercedes going "WTF."
  • Oh, Sue, no. Cooter, no. No. Goddammit.
  • "It's a new feature of the iPhone 5, they vibrate now." ...
  • Oh, Beiste. ;_______;
  • "I tried to hold your hand, and you punched me." o___O
  • Poor Beiste. She's so closed-off she doesn't even have the vocabulary to articulate what they're doing or what she wants. She may not even be entirely sure or aware of what she wants.
  • As always, Protective Brother Finn is the best Finn.
  • "Just like my dad always voted for the candidate that was least ethnic, I'm gonna vote for the candidate who's most girl." Hey, that's how my grandparents vote, too! Well, the first part.
  • Awww, Santana kissing the ballot.
  • "Ross Perot." Hah! Though the odds of Puck knowing who Ross Perot is seem kind of slim.
  • Oh, we get Beiste singing! I approve. Also I like this song.
  • Poor Beiste. :(
  • Rachel seems nervous. HMMMM.
  • "It's not a choice, idiot, but even if it were you'd be our last choice."
  • "So what if we are?" FANFIC AHOY.
  • Augh, this song. Catchy as all fucking hell, but the whole "tee hee my sexuality is purely for the pleasure of men" thing pisses me off.
  • On a lighter note, I love the vintage look they've put Rachel in this season, it makes her look more mature than the little-girl/grandma look, but still looks right for the character.
  • Am loving this outfit of Tina's much less; that is an ugly pattern on her dress, and those boots are eh. Also, why did Tina's wardrobe go from a varied goth/lolita look to a dozen of the exact same dress in multiple colors?
  • Hah, Rory's brain appears to have short-circuited.
  • Yay for accepting parents. I do wonder what Brittany's parents are going to say, though I can't say I get the impression that they're really aware of anything going on in her life, given that she hadn't seen a dentist possibly ever based on the Britney episode last season, and her constant failure in school...
  • Good on Kurt not cheating.
  • Oh, Kurt.
  • Dammit, Rachel. For someone who is supposed to be fairly smart, this was a phenomenally stupid move. You couldn't even stop to go "hmmm, maybe I shouldn't stuff the ballot box with so many votes that it looks ridiculous."
  • Every time someone says the quadratic equation I hear the song my teacher in high school used to teach it to us.
  • ... aaaand he answers his phone in class.
  • Puck I can't even. You're probably the most accurately-written teenager, what with the constant changing of your mind and the bad decisions.
  • Oh, Santana. Honey. Oh, sweetie. All the hugs for you right now. All of them. It will be okay. Well, no, not really, but the parts that aren't okay aren't your fault.
  • Sigh. Well, I guess it would be super-unrealistic if all the adults in the glee kid's lives was supportive.
  • Quinn, seriously, you want another pregnancy oh my god you have gone insane.
  • Aaaand Puck is actually being the most decent human being to Quinn. At least someone is.
  • Cooter looks extremely uncomfortable.
  • Oh, Beiste, ouch.
  • "If I had to bench-press a wildebeest just to prove to you how much you mean to me, I'd do it" ... I have a new litmus test for my romantic prospects.
  • C'mon, writers, don't be cruel to Beiste. Please. Just let her have some happiness.
  • "Where's Rachel? She never misses applause." Hee.
  • "Rule wisely. Rule fabulously." Wise words, Kurt.
  • Aaand Quinn just looks vaguely sick.
  • Puck, a few scenes ago you were (quite correctly) assessing Quinn as being super, SUPER messed up. AND YOU TELL HER THAT YOU SLEPT WITH SHELBY? HOW STUPID ARE YOU.
  • I am going to assume that's sparkling cider in Kurt's glass.
  • Oh, Kurt. Good luck.
  • It is truly impressive that Rachel was willing to do this, given what Kurt aptly described last episode as her near-sociopathic climb to the top. She could lose everything, and she still confessed to make sure her friend wasn't blamed. It's a tremendous change from the first and second seasons, where she was much more cutthroat. I really hope the writers keep this character development instead of jettisoning it for plot-convenience crazy. Again.

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