The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain (jenni_the_odd) wrote,
The Dark-Eyed Mistress of Sweet, Sweet Pain
jenni_the_odd

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It's a shame I'm not a lesbian...

or at least bi... e.O
for some reason, men dislike me, and women think I'm pretty.
Katy - not the freshman, one of Kelsey's friends - kept referring to me as "pretty" or "beautiful" in lieu of my name... and while she wasn't hitting on me or anything, that still startled me. (no one's ever called me that before. O.o)
Ms. Malone told me I looked pretty today. (insert screams of horror here)
Emily told me (last year, I think) that if she were a lesbian, she'd want to date me. (make with the screams of horror - her taste in guys, with one exception, seems pretty lousy, so I'm not certain whether or not that should count as an insult...)
And today, Hillary asked me why Michael and I aren't dating. I said it was because he didn't like me 'in that way'. She flipped out, yelling "WHAT? Why not? If I were a guy, I'd date you!" I told her about what Emily said, and she agreed: "Yeah! I'd go out with you! You're hot!"
e_O;;; My screams of terror echoed through the school... I don't accept compliments well. Michael and KK saw me when Ms. Malone said I looked pretty - I'm fairly sure there must have been a weird expression on my face, because Michael looked at me and started laughing... either that or I'm funny-looking to start with. maybe both... @_@

*cowers in the corner*
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